Poem: The Rookie Blues
Hey, Rookie… You probably signed up for this job to be a cop, Not a: Social worker Homelessness manager Bodyguard Traffic signal Therapist Tour guide Proxy politician Rescuer Laborer Medical tech Babysitter Taxi driver Scarecrow Auto mechanic Warrior, Nor a: Nosy neighbor Courier Neighborhood historian Replacement parent Grappler Teacher Street racer Dog tamer Shock absorber, Also not a: Fast writer Bullet biter Athlete Vulnerable soul Asshole Comedian Or desperate Implorer, But here you are We’re on scene You made it this far Now get the fuck out of the car.
